Shakespeare Programming Language

Entwickelt von:

• Karl Hasselström und Jon Åslund (2001)

Wikipedia-Eintrag: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_Programming_Language

Syntax

• Ein Programm ist wie ein Drama von William Shakespeare
• Ein Programm folgt dem typischem Aufbau eines Dramas
• Aufbau: Titel, Dramatis Personae (Variablendeklarationen), Akte/Szenen (Anweisungen)
• Jeder Charakter der spricht, muss auf der Bühne stehen, Charaktere treten mit [Enter] auf und mit [Exit] (eine Person) oder [Exeunt] (mehrere Personen) ab
• Adjektive und Nomen entsprechen Zahlen (je nachdem ob sie nice sind oder nicht)
• Ausgabe mit Open your heart und Speak your mind
• Variablen sind Stacks, die mit Remember gefüllt und mit Recall geleert werden

"Hello World"

 The Infamous Hello World Program.

 Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
 Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
 Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
 Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.


                     Act I: Hamlet’s insults and flattery.

                     Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

 [Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

 Hamlet:
  You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
  You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
  hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

  You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
  old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer’s
  day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
  sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

  You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
  between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

  Speak your mind!

 [Exit Romeo]

                     Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

 [Enter Juliet]

 Hamlet:
  Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
  black cat! Speak thy mind!

 [Exit Juliet]

                     Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

 [Enter Ophelia]

 Hamlet:
  Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
  bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

  Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
  and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
  the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

 [Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]


                     Act II: Behind Hamlet’s back.

                     Scene I: Romeo and Juliet’s conversation.

 [Enter Romeo and Juliet]

 Romeo:
  Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
  difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
  mind!

 Juliet:
  Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
  difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
  and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
  codpiece. Speak your mind!

 [Exit Romeo]

                     Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia’s conversation.

 [Enter Ophelia]

 Juliet:
  Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
  furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

 Ophelia:
  Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
  difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
  your mind!

 [Exeunt]